1)A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate

2)I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.

3)"I wasn't always black...
There was this freckle,
and it got bigger and bigger."

4)We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

5)When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

6)Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

7)Advertisement: 'New study on obesity looks for larger test group.

8)If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


9)Some people are on seefood diets: they see food ... they eat it.

10)A group of ballerinas were wearing their tutus. A couple of extra costumes arrived but they thought they might be tutu many.